World’s Biggest Cruise Ship Makes A Splash… For Now
Posted by Tousala | Posted in General Interest, Travel and Leisure: General | Posted on 13-01-2011
Tags: allure of the seas, cruises, engineering, Travel
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December has finally rolled around and it’s onto the waves for the MS Allure of the Seas, Royal Caribbean’s latest Cruise ship. The numbers are all very impressive. 225,282 gross tons and 1,188 feet long. With sixteen passenger decks and 6,400 people on board, American definitions would probably quite comfortably call this a city on the waves. It is said that the ‘Allure’ is two inches longer than its twin sister ‘Oasis of the Seas’ due to an ‘engineering anomaly’. But then, it would be rather unfortunate if the latest super-massive ship didn’t have something marketable aspect to it. It’s all very impressive stuff, but we’ve heard it before. And we’ll hear it again.
Cruise ship development long devolved into a rather pointless arms race. There’s something hilariously two-faced about their attempts to broaden their market. On the one hand, there’s Cruise deals that open the experience up to ever more people, which is a massive positive. But then they’re making these floating cities, seemingly in order to keep the ‘real’ experience to an exclusive clientele they’re not keen to let go of. The Wikipedia page for the Allure seems to show the stretch marks best of all. The Allure has the first Britton Store at Sea! The First Dreamworks endorsement! The first Starbucks stand! (presumably they’ve done proper stores before).
In a 1912 poem called The Convergence of the Twain, Thomas Hardy exclaimed of the wreck of the Titanic ‘What does this vaingloriousness down here?’ Upon seeing the Allure of the Seas, his brains would melt and leak out of his ears. The slogan of ‘The Nation of Why Not’ represents an uncounterable position. But honestly, you’d get exact same experience from Silver Seas cruises for more reasonable pricing. Or take the plunge and take something like Luxury nile cruises for an opportunity of a lifetime. Life on board a floating mall is barely a holiday that is challenging your worldview. When the Allure is no longer the biggest cruise ship, will it be anything at all?

